Saturday, September 15, 2012

Ticketmaster: Necessary Evil or Just Plain Evil?

For anyone who has navigated the realms of LiveNation, Ticketmaster, TicketFly, Etix, Clubtix . . . You all know what I'm talking about ... sometimes it's the wait and then the frustration when the page won't refresh, accept your information, or just plain "sold out" by the time you seem to get to the final step ... other times it's those fees -- THE FEES! -- they don't go to the artists, the venues, or anyone associated with them. Nope. It's to the ticket sites for their part in the whole scene, the "necessary evil" described by the author below. Thanks to some  for making ticket purchasing slightly less corporate (i.e., buying tickets to many festivals), but for the most part you are stuck buying tickets through a system we as consumers have very little control of. While all of this isn't actually addressed directly by the article below, it does point out some of the biggest issues - and tries best to explain some background for them in a neutral way, in my opinion - associated with the biggest one of them all -- Ticketmaster. For the full story, read below...

(August 2012)
By Hannah Epstein

In July of this year, 50 String Cheese Incident closest fans and friends took $20,000 and bought tickets to the band’s show at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles. Each ticket cost $49.95 and was subsequently sold through SCI’s official website for exactly that price to fans looking to attend the show.

What caused or necessitated this circumventing of the system? Nothing less than complete and utter frustration with Ticketmaster and their seeming monopoly on the industry.

This show of force by String Cheese and their fans was meant to simplify the ticket-buying process and maybe put a small dink in the massive armor that surrounds the ticket-selling conglomerate.
The band, who also sued Ticketmaster in 2003 for being an alleged monopoly, is just one of many groups dissatisfied with the company’s involvement and business practices. High service fees and a perceived dominance over online ticket sales have sparked fan, musician and venue outrage and changes in Ticketmaster’s business practices.

But who and what is to blame for the current state of affairs when it comes to buying tickets? Between shipping, processing and the dreaded “service” fees, fans of music in all genres grumble and moan about the added cost on top of face value – but they continue to purchase them because there usually aren’t any alternatives.

Selling tickets to concerts, sports games, musicals, plays and events all over the world, Ticketmaster is something everyone is familiar with.

“If you look at their website, there’s nobody that books more venues than they do,” I.M.P. spokeswoman Audrey Schaefer said. “There’s nobody who has more artists under their management than they do. There’s no close second.”

According to the D.C.-based company that owns area venues, it’s Ticketmaster and everyone else. The company is currently under scrutiny because of added charges to the original price of the ticket. Those service fees don’t go to the artist, venue or promoters – they go solely to Ticketmaster to pay for their side of the business. In many ways, a necessary evil.

The maddening fact that there are often no other options for attendees to circumvent these fees makes Ticketmaster less of a convenience for online buying and more of a strain on wallets. Because Ticketmaster has so much power, many worry that its business model will limitlessly raise prices and reduce choices.

'Master of Puppets
Ticketmaster was started in 1976 in Phoenix and sold its first tickets to an Electric Light Orchestra show at the University of New Mexico in 1977. By 1988, they had clients in Canada, Norway, Australia and the United Kingdom. In 2001, they bought out a major competitor, Ticketron, and in 2008 debuted paperless tickets to supplement their ticket booths.

In 2009, the public condemned Ticketmaster after more than 2,000 fans logged on at the appropriate time and date to buy tickets to a New Jersey Bruce Springsteen show and were denied and instead redirecting to a different site called “TicketsNow.” The latter site, a ticket re-sale company, had available tickets for a significantly greater price than the sale had advertised. Essentially, this secondary market had bought up the tickets with plans to sell at a higher rate.

What fans would come to realize is that Ticketmaster had purchased TicketsNow in 2008.
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Ticketmaster came under fire again in 2010 when they merged with Live Nation to become Live Nation Entertainment. At the time, Live Nation was the largest promoter in the U.S. on the brink of creating their own ticketing website. Ticketmaster essentially eliminated their largest potential competitor and people feared a monopoly was imminent.

During a federal investigation, U.S. Representative Bill Pascrell of New Jersey responded to complaints from his constituents, calling Live Nation Entertainment “a juggernaut.”

“[They] would have control over every aspect of the live music business: artist management, record sales, promotion, licensing, venue control, parking, tickets,” he said.

Then president and CEO of the company, Michael Rapino, claimed that the merger was necessary for the company financially and saved them from a buyout from a foreign investor.

After years of legal squabbling over the Springsteen incident, Live Nation Entertainment finally settled with the New Jersey Attorney General and the Federal Trade Commission in an agreement that required them to pay $16.5 million and remove their link to TicketsNow for one year.

After that year, Ticketmaster was required to alert customers when they leave their site to go to TicketsNow, explicitly stating that it is a separate website and prices might be higher.

Other artists have protested Ticketmaster’s monopolistic hold on the ticketing industry as well. In 1994, Pearl Jam filed a complaint with the Justice Department and subsequently refused to sell tickets through Ticketmaster unless they eliminated service fees. The band was ultimately blacklisted from Ticketmaster-operated venues and had to cancel their tour.

A man in Arkansas is currently suing the company under the Arkansas Deceptive Trade Practices Act – which prohibits scalping – for charging nearly $50.00 in service fees for four tickets to a concert.

As a result of these concerns, Ticketmaster’s website looks distinctly different than in the past with service fees disclosed at the very beginning of the sale – even if they remain higher than fans would like. But sneaky processing fees still exist and your charge seems to always end up just a bit higher than you thought by the end. Another issue concerning fans is that the service fees are not consistent for each ticket and are greater with a more expensive ticket.

Step 7: Acceptance (Step 8: Revolution?)
Currently, Ticketmaster maintains a strong hold on the vast majority of venues in the U.S. and continues to grow just recently signing on with Brooklyn’s new Barclays Center. Ticketmaster pays premiums to have exclusive rights with these venues and certainly working with a multi-national corporation that has streamlined tickets sales and promotion can be beneficial to those involved.

However, venues like Citizen’s Bank Business Arena in Ontario, California and the Fox Theatre in Atlanta, Georgia have dropped the company due to public concerns. Smaller venues, such as the 9:30 Club in Washington, D.C., have chosen to use independent ticket companies as well.

Schaefer explains that the D.C. venue, which is run by the larger I.M.P. production company, works with many local businesses, which makes them less inclined to use a corporation like Ticketmaster.

According to her, their ticketing service, Ticketfly, charges a nominal service fee that goes directly toward the manpower required to run a ticketing company.

“These people are smart, they’re creative, they’re dedicated,” Schaefer said. “By using Ticketfly, we can together have a ticketing system that is much more consumer friendly.”

For music fans, service fees can be an inconvenience, but usually not enough to deter them from attendance.

“I’ve never not gone to a show because it was Ticketmaster,” sound engineer Andrew Maury said. “If I really want to see the band, I’m going to go.”

“When I go to buy tickets for a show, it means that I like the artist enough that a few dollars is probably not going to sway me either way,” another fan, Justin Masters, said.

However, Masters and others admittedly prefer to purchase through a smaller vendor, when given the option.

“I like knowing I’m getting my tickets directly from the source and not from a third party,” Masters added.

Schaefer echoed the sentiment, citing merchandise, concessions and other avenues of revenue also helping sustain a venue.

“I would say that, to us, what matters is getting people through the door at the lowest cost,” she said.
And it seems like that business model resonates with fans.

“If a ticket is a few dollars cheaper than I expected, I will definitely be more likely to put that cash toward a concert T-Shirt, a new CD or stickers,” Masters said.

Adding to the frustration of fees are the technological boundaries. For many, slow Internet connection or just sheer bad luck means you might not be able to get the “good seats” no matter when you log on.

“I went to buy tickets for an Internet pre-sale at 10:30 for a Bon Iver show,” Celia Garrity said. “The website did not offer up the ticket purchasing page and it wouldn’t refresh until about 10:37.”

And by then, often times, they’re already gone.

(http://www.headstash.com/magazine/inside-the-scene/3096-ticketmaster-necessary-evil-or-just-plain-evil)

Friday, August 31, 2012

6 Things To Know About BOUNCERS

From our lovely friends at HeadStash.com ,,, Read on!!

(originally posted May 2012)
By Amy Ettinger

Though he’s far taller than six feet with a stocky build, his broad shoulders slightly droop and his small, slanted eyes emanate a youthful twinkle and harmless charm. Tyler Yaney is the epitome of a humble and friendly giant.

A smiling face is emblazoned across his baby blue T-shirt that bears the motto,” Smile, it’s contagious!”

It accurately reflects his cheerful and encouraging spirit.

In his three years as the doorman of one of Missoula, Montana’s most popular nighttime bars, The Top Hat, Yaney has managed to forge friendships, burn bridges and hail haters. Almost everyday at around 10:00 p.m., he leaves behind any of his own troubles to resume his perch at the front door and take on the bar’s quandaries as his own.

Here’s a glimpse into the life and times of a doorman at one of the Northwest’s most popular venues, The Top Hat. He’s not there just to take your cash or kick you out.
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1. “We’re not bouncers, we’re peacekeepers.”

Although nothing that he witnesses in the bar surprises him anymore, Yaney said his main goal is to create a safe environment, not to kick you out.

For such a tough and intimidating role, Yaney’s personality is more akin to that of a third -grade teacher or a dependable older brother than an unapproachable watchman.

“I’m probably one of the more patient door guys,” he said. “I’ll call people out before I drag them out.”


2. But the job definitely gets physical sometimes.

The first time he had to break up a fight was back in 2009 on the Friday of Halloween weekend. At around 12:30 a.m., Yaney was the only man left after his three comrades were cut because of slow business.

Yaney was dressed as Borat that night, adorned in the famous lime green thong mankini bathing suit. He even shaved his face except for a wiry patch of hair above his upper lip.

A guy dressed as Ken, Barbie’s significant other, and another man dressed in drag started fighting right in front of the bar taps, Yaney said, so it was up to the bartender and Yaney to break up the chaos.

“There I was, Borat putting Ken in a headlock and dragging him out the door,” he explained. “This dude in drag is leaning over me trying to punch Ken in the face, and bartender Steve, dressed in drag as well, is trying to punch the other drag queen.”

The scene was ridiculous albeit not altogether untypical (aside from the attire).


3. It can even get dangerous.
Within three minutes of breaking up this fight, Yaney encountered a severely inebriated girl at the door, whom he expected to be celebrating her 21st birthday judging by her youthful appearance. He asked for her ID and she mockingly shook it quickly in front of his face.

“Well it looks like you can’t come in tonight unless I can see your ID, sorry,” he said.

He looked away for a second and when he turned back to face the girl, she clocked him directly in the face. Borat now had blood dripping down his face and onto his bare, hairy chest. He grabbed the girl, but her friend pushed Yaney’s hand away and dragged her out of the bar.

This all happened in a five-minute period of time.



4. He does a lot more than guard the door.

Yaney describes his job title(s) as, “bartender, peacekeeper, swamper.” He works Tuesday through Saturday, and before his 9:00 p.m. call to post, he frequently mops the floor and cleans the place.

One year at an annual concert series, his employer hosted The Naked Cowboy. On stage, the cowboy destroyed a number of piñatas filled with food – hotdogs, mustard, ketchup, vegetables, fruit, cake, sour cream, etc. – and excited the crowd into joining his self-initiated food fight.

After kicking him out of the bar, it was up to Yaney to clean the walls and mop the floors the next day for nine hours.


5. It’s all in the family.
At 26 years old, Yaney is above all a music lover and musician. It’s the tunes and the intimate bond that he and his coworkers share that led him to the bar and have kept him there.

“I didn’t think I was going to last there because I didn’t know what the fuck I was doing [when I first started],” Yaney said.

But after a festival let out nearby and the bar was swamped, Yaney just started working, lending a hand wherever he saw fit

“And here I am two years later,” he said. “They’re all my family.”


6. It’s all about the music.
At home, Yaney shares a small, but comfortable apartment with his roommates. They frequently host potluck-style dinners for co-workers, family and friends.

The apartment is organized, but plastered with band posters and music memorabilia, and laden with instruments – a mandolin, two bass guitars, two electric guitars, a harmonica and several amps, all of which belong to Yaney.

“I love music,” he said as expected. “I listen to music everywhere.”

(http://www.headstash.com/magazine/inside-the-scene/1739-6-things-to-know-about-doormen)

Sunday, August 26, 2012

We're Back!

Hey Everyone, sorry for the summer hiatus from our blog ...

... I'm sad to say that due to a lot of clients not following through on their bills for services we were forced to shut down full force operation of the blog for a few weeks. We are now up and running again and can't wait to share more news and stories that interest you with you. Please email any suggestions you have for topics you would like to see covered in the future or any interesting articles you would like us to share with others in the community.

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Monday, July 16, 2012

Music Festival Drug Arrests - Why ??

To name a few from 2012...

Summer Camp
Electric Forest
Bonnaroo
Wakarusa
Summerset
North Coast Music Festival

...

Each year it seems more and more festivals are popping up of all sizes and sorts. Every year there are the veterens who return for the (insert time, aprox. 5-15 years, depending on the fest), the new-veterens (this isn't your first time at a festival but it's no more than your second or third), and the newbies (congrats! welcome to the music festival scene! =)
*note: this is completely my opinion ... if you differ in your defining of categories of attendees please don't hesitate to comment on this post!!

While I understand that the growth of the scene seems inevitable (along with the commercialization that goes with it ... (see the latest cover of Rolling Stone )
does this also have to mean that there are more arrests every year at festivals and shows? Particularly for drug crimes and now, sadly more and more, for violent and victim crimes including fighting and harrassment (battery and assault), theft (stealing from tents being the most prevalent here but not the only way it takes place), and even the saddest of all - sexual assault (such as will forever now be assciated in the minds of so many people with New Year's Eve this past year in Chicago)

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Police at Electric Forest Festival (2012) make eight arrests, press 45 felony drug charges...

More on some of the other stories/occurrences of interest from EFF 2012 will be posted on in the next few days. See below for the latest...

(July 2012, Andrew Krietz)
With attendance capped at 25,000 and near sellout crowds, Michigan State Police troopers investigated 67 complaints during the four-day event, according to a release by Lt. Kevin Leavitt at the Hart Post.
Eight subjects were lodged in the Oceana County Jail and 49 subjects are pending arrest following review by the Oceana County Prosecutor’s Office.
“(The numbers appear) about normal,” Leavitt said. “You’ve got to think, if you’ve got 25,000 people there, you’re going to have that element everywhere and that’s what we were prepared for.”
Among the charges pressed, there were 45 felony drug charges, one felony charge of resisting and obstructing an officer causing injury and 12 misdemeanor charges. Those include larcenies, assaults, drug charges, reckless driving, operating under the influence of drugs and resisting and obstructing an officer.

Electric Forest 2012
EnlargeSarah Wenig eyes the camera, laying between her friends Shaye Smith, left, and Monica Sydow, right, in Ranch Arena during Electric Forest on Thursday, June 28, 2012. Libby March | MLiveBest of Electric Forest gallery (38 photos)
The autopsy continues on a 37-year-old Connecticut man who died at the festival Friday morning, Leavitt said. The man, identified as Michael Benway Jr., was found dead at his campsite by fellow campers.

Foul play is not suspected and it will take a few weeks before the results of the examination and toxicology tests are known, Leavitt said.
A local Rothbury weather station reported a high of 94 degrees Thursday — the first day of the festival and warmest of all days. Leavitt said heat played a factor this year compared to last.
“It was a lot warmer this year than last year,” Leavitt said. “The guys out there in the field would tell people to hydrate often.”
Troopers responded to 41 various medical calls with emergency medical service crews and festival security.
"Overall, it was a good festival," Leavitt said. "We've assisted with festivals in previous years and we had an idea of what to expect before this one."
(http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2012/07/45_felony_drug_charges_pressed.html)

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Electric Forest (2011) police post-mortem: not bad for its size (a recap from last year)

For those of you about to leave next week for Electric Forest, here is the first in a series of information from last year's festival which I think is worth reading. This one is about the law enforcement activity surrounding last year's festival. Check it out...

(July 2011, John S. Hausman)
A young woman with a drug overdose flown to a Grand Rapids hospital.

A vehicle theft, a few dozen drug arrests or warrants, a few assault and resisting police complaints.

But no deaths, no major violence, no mass levitation.

All in all, not a bad law-enforcement record for a hippie-oriented music festival that drew more than 13,000 people to a patch of Oceana County's rural Grant Township.

That was the police post-mortem on the Electric Forest festival, which ran Thursday through Monday on the grounds of the Double JJ Ranch near Rothbury.

“Overall, it was a good festival,” said Lt. Kevin Leavitt of the Michigan State Police Hart post. “Things ran smoothly.”

The state police provided on-scene law-enforcement presence, with between 12 and 18 troopers patrolling the festival grounds at any given time, Leavitt said. As with the bigger ROTHBURY festival in 2008 and 2009, the state police provided on-site security under contract with the promoters at no extra cost to taxpayers. The festival also hired private “event staff” security.

The bigger law-enforcement stories happened off site and involved non-Michiganders:

• A naked Tennessee man was found Tuesday on Holton Whitehall Road near U.S. 31 outside Whitehall after walking from a nearby motel. The 23-year-old, who had attended Electric Forest, was transported by ambulance to a Muskegon hospital for detoxification.

• Allegan County Sheriff's deputies last week seized 11 pounds of “hash candy bars” from a vehicle en route to Rothbury and arrested the Denver pair in the van. The department later made other drug seizures and arrests from other vehicles headed to the festival.

• Late Tuesday, a 42-year-old Louisville, Ky., man was arrested at the Fremont Wal-mart after allegedly assaulting a 25-year-old acquaintance and stealing his van while both were working cleanup at Double JJ, according to Lt. Craig Mast of the Oceana County Sheriff's Department.

As for the four-day festival itself, Leavitt said the state police took 47 complaints.

Of those, eight suspects were lodged at the Oceana County Jail for more serious felonies allegedly committed at the festival, mostly drug-related, and another two on fugitive warrants.

Police are also seeking arrest warrants against 31 people in less serious cases, Leavitt said — most for narcotics violations; in one case for ticket scalping.

“We try to take into consideration that it's the Fourth of July weekend, so if we can go 'complaint and warrant with the prosecutor' for local people (as opposed to immediate jailing), we try to do that so it doesn't overload the jail for the weekend,” Leavitt said.

Charges against the eight people jailed over the weekend included possession with intent to deliver Ecstasy, cocaine and marijuana; assaulting police; and, in one suspect's case, resisting and obstructing police, trespass and malicious destruction to a police patrol car.

No serious injuries were reported as a result of violence, and no one was reported to have died of any cause, in contrast to the 2009 ROTHBURY festival. The young woman flown to Grand Rapids for overdose treatment was reported doing well by Wednesday, Leavitt said.

“We didn't run into a lot of violence at the festival,” he said. “It's usually pretty low-keyed, and everyone's happy to be there. But in every large gathering you have your few cases.”

Overall, police were pleased with how things went.

“We worked real closely with their security, the (emergency medical technicians) and fire (departments), so that all the public safety agencies worked real well together,” Leavitt said. “This is our third festival, so we've worked most of the bugs out.”
(Michigan Live, http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2011/07/electric_forest_police_post-mo.html)

Friday, June 15, 2012

Just Say No to "The Phish!" ...

As promised ... I particularly find his take on Phish and cybercrime to be, well, just plain amusing... see below!

(Jan. 2011, Stephenson Billings)
stephenson billings on the phish cult
Crisscrossing the country to promote a dangerous mix of communism, cybercrime and drug culture, notorious rock band “The Phish” is pushing American communities to the breaking point. This sad fact can be seen in the headlines so commonplace they no longer shock us: “Phish Fest Nets $81,000 in Drugs; 1,200 Arrests” or “Police Seize $1.2 Million Worth of Drugs From Phish Fans” or “Phish, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll.” As towns and cities across this nation continue to be torn apart by this havoc, it’s high time we get educated about the undeniable threat our children are now facing.

Many successful musical acts like Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani and Josh Groban profit handsomely from studio albums and videos played on cable television stations. What The Phish does is far worse. More than any other band out there today, they have devoted countless hours and incredible financial resources to crossing the country in search of new converts. They are continuously “on tour” performing at venues large and small, prowling for intimate personal contact with the youth of America.

Any group of people that makes such a calculated effort to insert itself into the lives of the innocent should surely raise the eyebrows of concerned parents. For The Phish, their modus operandi is to induce the naïve with promises of sexual pleasure and peer acceptance. Like serial killer Charles Manson, they lower inhibitions through hardcore drug use. As with false prophet Jim Jones, the price for such kicks is a complete dedication to their larger agenda.

One concerned mother recently wrote to Oprah Winfrey:
So I think my son is hooked on drugs. He just turned 18 and says I can’t control him anymore. His favorite band is Phish and I’ve seen some of the movie’s he has of this band and they look like a drug band.
He says he’s been waiting his whole life for this moment since I guess they recently reuinited (after the singer was caught with heroin!)
He says he’s sick of being a noob (whatever that means) and he needs to see his first Phish concert this summer or he never wants to speak to me again.
It’s so heartbreaking, he’s at the age where he will do whatever he wants to do since he doesn’t have to ask my permission. He doesn’t look healthy and I don’t want him going to this concert. I did some research on the band and they sound like bad news.
I’m about ready to slash his tires on his cars its making me that upset.
A terrifying story indeed!
stephenson billings on the phish cult
A closer look at this group’s music proves the implicit endorsement of drug culture that The Phish engages in. There are ballads with titles that celebrate narcotic experimentation such as, “Marijuana” and “Christmas Without Weed.” And then there are those who have secret messages difficult to decipher at first glance. One of their most famous works, “Prince Caspian” is centered on cocaine use and even opens with the noise of a bubbling crack pipe.

The lyric, “the children in the fields all sowing seed and chaffing” is a clear reference to the cocoa growers of Columbia. “Bouncing Round The Room” tells the horrendous story of a man who brutally beats his girlfriend around his apartment while on a drug binge. “The Mango Song” talks about running out of marijuana supplies, while “Twist” celebrates a hardcore LSD trip. And the list goes on and on.
The concerts themselves are the foulest orgies of self-indulgent self-satisfaction seen since the tumultuous sixties. When first ushered to their assigned locations in the arena, these “Phishheads” will immediately scope out the area for the most pliable drug abusers within range of their tapping fingers and “Hey dude” calls so that they may score communal soft drinks and “drags” from poorly-rolled blunts. As the evening grows later, they will abandon any sense of camaraderie to lifelong friends in order to scheme closer seats and vivacious women.

Eventually the night reaches a fever pitch of exposed breasts and mushroom peaks and the terrifying hippie dancing will begin. Naked, they writhe and commingle with erotic intensity as guitarist Trey Anastasio descends into confusing jam sessions. Children of all ages will tear off their clothes and jump in muddy mosh pits, kicking and penetrating each other with little compunction for common sense. Young girls have their precious bodies traded among eager, breaded elders and teen boys are forced into nightmares of sexual congress. Even regular Phishheads will admit that masturbation is shockingly common in their “scene.”

The music itself is demeaning at best and criminally violent at worst. For mature listeners, it will make no sense. There is an incomprehensible absurdity to their lyrics, like the loudest ramblings of a derelict beaten down by years of alcoholism and homelessness. The instrumental sounds they produce violate all the requirements of high art. There is no rhyme, no reason. Meter, particularly in the hands of keyboardist Page McConnell, does not exist on their stage. Quite simply, band members mash up violent drumming with amateur guitar screeches at such high speeds there is no doubt that heroin is doing a guest performance with the group.

(Transvestite drummer Jon Fishman and shifty-eyed bassist Mike Gordon are clearly the most guilty of these auditory abuses.) Their noise seems intentionally calibrated to overload the central nervous system with false messages of terror and orgasm. If there ever were a soundtrack to schizophrenia, this would surely be it. No wonder there is a direct link between psychosis and fans of The Phish.
Of course, drugs are irrevocably connected to this world. How else could one find meaning or even rhythm in their perverse sounds? Recently, authorities made a cursory sweep through a concert and seized:
“70 tanks of nitrous oxide, over 550 grams of marijuana, about 135 grams of mushrooms and more than 100 pills of various prescription narcotics, along with brownies, cookies and Rice Krispies treats laced with marijuana. Police also confiscated 21 cookies containing LSD.”
Other narcotics common in this crowd include: ecstasy, methamphetamine, cocaine, psylocibin, MDMA, hashish, heroin, Adderall and Klonazapin. Mix them all together and drip them into the bloodstream continuously for five years and that’s the mental state of your average fan.
stephenson billings on the phish cult

Hedonism continues unabated in the parking lots after these shows. The band pays for tanks of hospital nitrous oxide to be wheeled out so that the hordes of regulars struggling with their symptoms of withdrawal can be managed. As people chug this controlled medical substance, their bodies are subdued with painful cardiac fits. These masochists seem to enjoy it, however, and their friends will find obscene entertainment in watching a comrade flopping helplessly in the dirt.

Those too high to return to their parent’s homes will go anywhere nearby to sleep. In dirty motel rooms and even in the backs of old schoolbuses, these people will give their bodies over to painful patchouli sex parties in exchange for a wet pillow on which to rest their heads. (Rumors that roadies and band members regulary crash these events to demand gratification have garnered the attention of police detectives.)

In other parking lot vehicles, puffs on pot pipes are bartered for hasty fondlings. Grungy tapestries may hide the worst of these acts from passing eyes, but the cries and splattered fluids on windows are enough to tell the horrific story. For the frustrated, reckless masturbation in Port-O-Johns is the highlight of their evenings. It gives them a small sense of control to harass their aching phalluses to the beat of drummer Fishman’s incoherent thrashings.

This after concert scene is an ideal hunting ground for pimps, ex-cons and manipulators. For the young, so eager to impress and be part of the “in” crowd, it is a terrifying conundrum. They undergo incredible pressures to extend the hippie party beyond a single night at the concert. Tie-dye shirts and cheap trinkets are sold on every corner. Little gas burners of organic foods light up. Marijuana clouds pass overhead. Crude shrines to lead singer Trey are constructed out of falafel wrappers and whippet canisters. And these weak young men and women are encouraged to take the leap into a full “on tour” lifestyle, abandoning family and faith as they pursue never-ending psychedelic trips and dreadlocked sex games in the nearby public parks.

One area of this culture that demands closer inspection is The Phish’s involvement in cybercrime. It may explain the tremendous growth of their empire and how these endless tours are financed. A few years back, investigators noticed a new type of theft across the internet. In a secret nod to this rock band, it was named “Phishing” and involved high tech identity fraud. The people behind it often dig through household garbage, looking for any documents that contain personal information like social security numbers and bank codes. These are then used to create fake drivers’ licenses or credit cards. Clearly, the gypsy-like lifestyle of Phishheads, moving from town to town, digging through other people’s garbage and making easy friends, assures that this a natural outlet for those who seek money outside of gainful employment.

As we take a broad look at this culture spreading to our communities, the question must be asked: What is the ultimate goal of The Phish? Clearly, there is a strong current of communist sympathies in this crowd. These people delight in shared seating and organic products. They demand that their members participate in a “green” lifestyle, despite the fact that it undermines American industries and flies in the face of traditional consumerism.

They oppose wars and hard work, instead preferring drum circles and perpetual protest. They even aim to include fringe Christian groups, falsely claiming that the hippie lifestyle conforms to Biblical teaching. A closer look reveals a hidden hierarchy among these people. Older “trust fund hippies” occupy the power elite, using tactics not unlike those employed by the Politburo in the Soviet Union to monitor and control the unruly masses of newbies and the chronically overdosed. With relentless psychological warfare, these elders demand sacrifices to the cause, while at the same time secretly indulging in the plentiful supply of supple young women and fresh drugs that their status affords them.

Rarely do they ever open up their discarded front row seats, hotel room suites and air conditioned luxury cars to the common man.

As for the band itself, one can only hypothesize where their broader agenda is leading. It goes without saying that they employ the very same tactics common among drug gangs, pedophiles and cult leaders to spread their dangerous message. If their activities are leading to gun violence, child rape or mass suicide, should we not do everything in our power to stop it?
stephenson billings on the phish cult
http://www.dailypress.com/news/dp-local_phisharrests_0309mar10,0,1347704.story

(Christwire, http://christwire.org/2011/01/just-say-no-to-the-phish/)